pointnclick:

“No one wants to work anymore.” Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

scifimagpie:

bringcal:

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

I have no mouth and I must stream

iwilleatyourenglish:

“get a job” as an insult: piddlin. implies one’s value is determined by employment. feeds into capitalistic ideals

“get a hobby”: strong. cutting. implies that instead of feeding your soul and potentially creating something beautiful, you are here bothering me.

mugofsoup:

iremluna:

mugofsoup:

i want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety. and the horrors

and rage

yeah and also the rage

lakevida:

in bed with the lights off at 7:40pm big as fuck glass of ice water i don’t care what happens to anyone or anything bye

obviouschild2014:

obviouschild2014:

‘You better not be ninth doctor green screen lightning kill yourself when i get there’

Me:

lakevida:

everybody leave town i need to talk to myself on a walk for an hour and fifteen minutes

jame7t:

Dude it’s almost time to step on a crunchy leaf

dankmemeuniversity:

holyth3firm-deactivated20200430:

commenting “trite” under someone’s photo of a flower

penisgirlfriend:

i think tumblr urls in the old superwholock fandom style are like those old household appliances that got discontinued because they had asbestos or uranium or whatever in them - maybe you have a beloved cousin or old high school friend who still has a dean-and-loki-in-the-tardis and sure it’s not great but what are you gonna do, make them get rid of it? come on, that’s katie’s url, she’s had it forever, it’s fine. but if you find someone that has a brand new castieldrinkingteawithsherlock then something dark is afoot. they have regulations against making any more of those. you should be able to cut tumblr users open and count their rings like trees. i bet some of you got horny reading that last sentence

spitzy-speaks-jp:

I love Greek food I love. that zeekey sauce

adhd-merlin:

some people really be out there typing fanfics longer than war and peace in their free time and then going on about their life like it’s no big deal. how fucking incredible. like no offense to tolstoy but that was like. his whole job

homeboygirl:

02void:

their names are cpu and graphics card and hard drive and usb port

bonersniper:

tropiyas:

tropiyas:

shawty got them evil bottom jeans

boots with the curse

The whole necropolis was looking at her